Trisha 
Bollywood ke history mein aaj tak aisa kuch nahi hua tha. Poora film paani ke neeche ban raha hai! Haan, you heard that right. Na set, na Switzerland, na Mumbai ke studio. Sirf Lakshadweep ka samundar, machhliyan, scuba diving, aur shraapit vibes.
Jab se is film ka underwater shoot shuru hua hai, Lakshadweep ke pani mein sirf bubbles nahi, panoti hawa bhi chal rahi hai!
Ye sab kaise shuru hua? Ek secret Bollywood project, jiska naam ab tak kisi ko nahi pata. Bas itna maloom hai ki working title hai “Samundar ke Saaye” – aur yeh naam hi itna bhari hai ki lagta hai yeh film sirf screen pe nahi, logon ki zindagi pe bhi saaya ban ke chhane wali hai.
Sources bolte hain, poori film sirf underwater shoot hogi. Matlab poora ka poora plot paani ke neeche – koi zameen nahi, koi terrace scene nahi, bas scuba, corals aur kuch “gili gili” acting.
Film shuru hote hi pehla panoti dhamaka – lead actress ke baal scuba gear mein aise uljhe ki stylist ne resign kar diya. Phir dusra jhatka – director ka underwater camera ek sea turtle le gaya aur ab tak wapas nahi aaya. Ab toh crew members WhatsApp pe forwards bhej rahe hain ki “yeh film nahi, shraap hai!”
Lakshadweep ke local log bhi thak chuke hain. Ek ne to keh diya,
“Pehle shanti thi, ab har doosre din koi coral pe chhapak karta hai. Paani mein bhi drama?”
Aur star cast? Arre bhai, ye log bhi undercover ja rahe hain. Lekin gossip pages ne apni jaan laga di. Kehta hai Vicky Kaushal ko dekha gaya tha scuba suit mein, Triptii Dimri ek diving school ke bahar chhup chhup ke acting kar rahi thi. Ek leaked audio mein kisi ka dialogue suna gaya:
“Ye paani sirf paani nahi, meri barbaadiyon ka saathi hai!”
Bhai wah, Titanic ka twin ban raha hai kya?
Lekin asli question ye hai ki yeh film ban kyun rahi hai? Underwater love story? Horror? Sci-fi? Ya sirf Bollywood ki ek aur panoti koshish?
Baarish aayi to shoot cancel. Sunny hua to corals chamak gaye. Aur high tide mein to pura vanity van hil gaya! Ab production team ne decide kiya hai ki “agar film ban gayi to God ka miracle hoga” – aur agar release bhi ho gayi, to National Award sirf surviving actors ko diya jayega.
Social media pe tohfa mil gaya hai meme creators ko.
“Popcorn waterproof laana padega.”
“Interval mein oxygen tank refill hoga.”
“Movie ka climax ya scuba exam ka last round?”
Ek meme to viral ho gaya jisme likha tha:
“Yeh film dekhne ke liye swimming certificate zaroori hai!”
Matlab, Bollywood ne jo paani mein haath daala tha, wo haath nahi – poora career hi bhig gaya. Lakshadweep ke log to keh rahe hain:
“Film chhodo bhai, samundar ko chain do!”
Toh aap tayyaar ho? Dekhne ek aisi film jisme hero paani mein rote hue dialogue bolta hai, heroine bubble mein romantic expression deti hai, aur villain jellyfish ke saath entry maar raha hai?
Agar yeh film hit gayi, to Bollywood ko naye genre milega: “Aquatic Melodrama”. Aur agar flop gayi… to kya hi bacha hai kehne ko?
Samundar toh kab ka keh chuka hai –
“Aaja re Bollywood, tujhe dooba doon!”
Chalo, batao – iss paaniwali panoti ko dekhoge ya beach par nariyal paani leke bhag jaoge?
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