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Delhi ki garmi aur Ola ka jaanlewa electric bill ki ye kahani aapko shock kar degi. Aisa hi kuch hua ek bhai sahab ke sath, jab unka “paaltu” naya scooter ne unko Delhi ki garmi aur Ola Electric ka bill—dono hi jaanleva ho sakte hain! Aisa hi kuch hua ek bhai sahab ke saath, jab unka “paaltu” electric scooter unko ₹90,000 ka “jhatka” de gaya. Bhai sahab scooter theek karane gaye the, lekin bill dekhkar unka to saari suniya hi hil gayi.
Jab Pyaar Ko Gussa Aata Hai… Scooter Ki Taang Tut Jaati Hai
Zara sochiye, ek banda environment bachane ke chakkar me petrol scooter chhodkar electric leta tha. Phir sochta hai-“Battery charge karunga paise bachaunga, pollution rokuga.” Lekin usse kya pata tha, ki Ola ki brand uski Kamai hi rok degi. Bhai sahab ka gussa toh Bajrangi mode pe chala gaya!
Log soch rahe ki banda scooter ka “pind daan” kar raha hai ya Holi ke pehle tod-phod practice kar raha hai. Ekdum GTA Delhi waali vibes thi. Pehle handle toda, phir handle toda, phir footrest, aur seat pe ek thappad jaisa jhatka maara-jaise scooter ne EMI nahi bhari ho!
Yeh Koi Service Center Hai Ya Extortion Racket?
Ab sawal yeh uthta hai ki ₹90,000 ka battery repair bill aakhir bana kaise? Ola Electric ke bhai log bole—”Battery warranty ke bahar hai, toh full replacement lagega.” Bhai sahab soch rahe the ki “Mujhe toh bas chhota-mota kaam karwana tha, yeh toh kidney bechne ka time aa gaya!”
“Bhai, scooter hi ₹1.4 lakh ka tha, uska aadha paisa sirf battery repair pe dal doon?!”—yeh sunkar sabhi scooter waale apne Ola ki battery check karne bhag gaye! Abhi humare sakth launde ka dimag yaha ho gaya garam. Inke gusse ke samne Delhi ki garmi bhi feki pad gayi.
Bande ne uthaaya ek bada hathoda aur de mara, scooty pe. Maarte maarte di gandi galiya company walo ko. Jis scooter ko lene ka itna shock aur craze tha, vo scooter ne crazy kar dala. Itni baar hathoda mara ki bas tootta hi chla gaya. Scooter aur bande ke armaan saare choor choor ho gaye.
Scooter ke naam pe mili bas ek Panoti 1.4 lakh aur additional bill ke Rs. 90,000 bhi barbaad. Ab ye dekhkar Delhi ki public reh gayi khadi, tamasha dekhne. Fir chalu ho gaya Gusse ka tamasha. Delhi ki public ne machaya tahalka
Ye sab dekh kar Delhi baki public ne bola. Jab yeh pura scene Instagram pe viral hua, toh logon ke reactions bhi mast the:
“Aree bhai, tu naya scooter hi le leta!”
“Ola Electric ka asli meaning—O Laga Diya 90k Ka Bill!”
“Dost, tumne Scooter nahi, Gareebi pe haath uthaya hai.” Kuch desi engineers ne oh solution bhi diya- “Bhai, itna paisa lagane kijagah, Jugadu battery lagwa leta!” Matlab, Delhi apnni jugad-baazi
Agar aapke paas bhi ek electric scooter hai, toh battery ka insurance zaroor le lo! Warna kabhi aisa na ho ki aap bhi aisa Ola ype panoti ke shikar ho sakte hai. Aur haan agar kabhi bhi Ola Electic ke srvice center jaane ka mann ho to Hawan samagri jarur le jana, kya pata Bhagwan ki kripa se bill kam ho jaye! Jai Jugad! 🚀😂
Baki jo bhi ho, Panoti to lagti hi rahegi aur hum to batate hi rahenge.
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